do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
- Penzima, from Encanta (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
shhh don’t say mean things about yourself, i happen to like that person.
I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.
And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me
i fucking love the “family having fun” google search images
How to play sims
1. take 2 hours making character
3. Fuck every single person
here have barbara dunkelman eating a burrito
she looks ready to kill someone omg
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye